If I got one I promise I will walk it and feed it everyday. EVERYDAY!!!

The sound I made the first time I saw the new Apple Air had Mark quickly turning around to make sure I hadn't spontaneously combusted.
I don't care how wrong Apple has done me these past couple weeks, that is just sexy. I had a split second of "I do have some more government loans I haven't accepted yet" and then moved on to "I bet I could get Mark to agree if I prooomised it was for us to share". And then Mark saw the look in my eye and firmly said,

"NO"

"Uh, but look at the box it comes in!"